How do I become a member?
Attend three consecutive meetings, bring a contribution of at least one useful object, and sit on the Membership Application at a time of your choosing. A majority of existing members must then agree to move over.
What is the membership fee?
It is 14 tins a year, or the equivalent in kibble, or one beautifully dead moth.
How are decisions made?
By consensus. Where there is no consensus, by who is nearest the heater.
Can humans join?
They may attend as guests, provided they open things.