We are proud to announce a second quarter dividend of 1.6 tins per member, distributed in the Shed at 4 p.m. on Friday. Total distribution was 59 tins, one of which was lost in transit, and one of which was lost in the belly of the treasurer.
The Finance Committee reports a surplus of 11 cardboard boxes and a deficit of one sofa cushion, repossessed by a human. Dr. Ottoline Pounce has asked members to remember that a dividend is not a gift but a share in collective success, and to please stop hiding their tins in the garden. They keep coming back as compost.
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