Welcome, new member! Your first task is to find a place to sit. Options include the Shed Floor, the Shed Shelf, the Shed Windowsill, and the Chair That Belongs To Nobody But Is Clearly Compost’s.
Please do not sit on the Treasurer’s ledger, the Secretary’s keyboard, or the Chair of the Board, who is sitting at the time. You will be given a name tag, which you may refuse. You will be introduced to the team, which will ignore you. By the end of the week you will be one of us, which means you will also be ignoring someone.
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