Mochi, a long haired grey of formidable calm, has turned what others consider a nuisance into an enterprise. Her lab produces premium felted hairball ornaments, each hand extruded and presented on a velvet cushion that she sat on first.
Priced at 6.50 dollars apiece, her Classic Orb has sold 340 units to humans who believe it is a decorative stone. The Deluxe Orb comes with a certificate of authenticity and a faint smell of salmon. Mochi’s mission statement: ‘We take what the body does not want and give it a second life as a paperweight.’
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