The Network is opening seven new seats this autumn, and we welcome applications from cats of all sizes and temperaments. We are especially keen to hear from cats with skills in accountancy, window ledge defence, or the careful pushing of objects off high places.
The application process consists of a short interview, held on a windowsill, and a trial shift, which consists of sitting. Successful candidates receive a name badge, a share certificate printed on a coaster, and a modest signing bonus of one lick of yoghurt. Interviews start on 14 September and continue until a nap is needed.
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