The Network’s third quarter has been the most productive in its history. In total, our members produced 1,208 purrs, delivered 41 gifts to doorsteps, and knocked 77 objects from high surfaces with measurable intent.
- New boxes constructed: 214
- Sunbeam hours reclaimed: 390
- Mice successfully negotiated with: 3
- Humans trained to open the pantry door: 6
We thank our members for their dedication, and we remind them to submit their timesheets, which are to be written in the dust on the shed window. A full audit will follow in the winter, once the auditor wakes up and finds the ledger, which is currently serving as a bed.
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