The Network is delighted to announce that it is seeking its first outside investment. We are looking to raise 40 tins at a valuation of 600 tins, in exchange for a five percent stake and a lifetime supply of friendly head butts.
Our pitch deck, prepared by Dr. Pounce, contains 14 slides, 11 of which are photographs of her. We project revenue growth of 300 percent next year, based on the expansion of our cardboard line. Investors will receive quarterly updates, delivered by hand, by a cat who will leave halfway through the reading to chase something.
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