To whom it may concern, the laser pointer: for years you have appeared on our walls, our floors and our hearts. You offer us hope, and you take it away. You are a red dot with no body, and we are cats with no answers.
On behalf of the Network, we demand transparency. Who holds the other end? What is your business model? Why, when we finally catch you, is there only a faint warmth on our paws? We will accept no excuses. We will, however, accept one more round, if you are free after dinner.
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